Mobola Writes

Well, it takes the grace of God the father, God the son, God the holy ghost to farabale and watch a movie without fast-forwarding it. I can watch a one hour movie in 10 minutes. Safe to say, I don't have a favourite movie. Thank you!  Till tomorrow, Mobola .

Picture credit: Image Diamond The story of the creatives would not be complete if I don't introduce you to a particular boy in an old man's body.  Meet Seph - the father of all hoes in CWG. Seph does not get a joke easily, especially one that is not related to hoeism. But when he finally does, his   hysterical laughter surely sends everyone into a laughing spree. Everyone always looks forward to his "oh! I get" when a joke has died down.  Blame him not, jokes does not have b$$bs and a$$ - those two are what triggers his brain. A combination of Seph and Ayusco will leave you rolling on the floor all day.  One would have thought he is conversant with the holy book since he is named after a bible character (Joseph) but our dear old man does not even know Moses was a stammerer. You can imagine the shock on his mum's face when she heard of it too. Sunday school teachings have entered the forest.😂 Whispers Come closer, I want to tell you something. Uncle Seph had an ...

I woke up vibing to Tiwa Savage's Somebody son. I was singing the song religiously and doing some moves in the bathroom while brushing my teeth. Little did I know that today's topic is single and happy. Coincidentally, today is Saturday: another glorious day for owanmbe . But as usual, I'm curled up in my favorite corner of the house, romancing my phone.  Hmmm single? It is so obvious everyone will rush to read this post just to know Mobola's status. Na una dey kukuma rush me. Wait fess! DJ play me All the single ladies 😹 Oh yes, daughter of Zion is single. Infact I subscribed to the premium package. I am of the believe that a human female is single until someone's son put a wedding band on her fingers and exchange marital vows. Since I have not done that, mo single pa .  Am I happy? Obviously! Na single I single, I no kill person. There is this freedom that comes with being single. No one is watching you. No one is taming you, especially for people like me that ...

There are numerous places I want to visit but on the top of the list is HEAVEN. I know this will cause some uproar and some people will even ask me: Mobola, nibo latun jasi? 😂 Be rest assured that I am not depressed neither am I suicidal. The vivid description of heaven - streets of gold, many mansions, serenity, the heavenly choirs doing their thing, sky daddy on his throne - makes me want to visit there. I might even get a chance to wink at fine bobo such as Angel Michael. I would try to avoid Uncle Solomon. That man may be tempted by my a$$. I will love to ask him how he survived with that number of women. And when I see grandpa Abraham, I will kneel down to greet him like the proper Yoruba girl that I am - mo ni respect gan, you just don't know . Oh! How can I forget daddy David? I would visit daddy David and tell him eskiss mi sir, e try gan o. How's Anty Bathsheba?  Of course, I have to visit my mansion and check the quality of materials used. I will tell sky daddy to ch...

My memory bank is blank right now, however, I found one memory I'd like to share. I am not so keen about sharing my private affairs but there is this strong urge to share this. I do hope it strengthens someone's faith. It should be about this time last year or thereabout. I had declined my first service deployment because of the state of deployment. Covid happened and all plans were halted; only to be revisited in November. The portal was reopened and this time, I had no option but to go. I got a hang of the news very late so I had to raise a substantial amount within two days. Thanks to God, I was able to. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but frustration. Lol. Yes, I had bought my camp things since way back so that was sorted.  But how do I survive in camp with practically no kobo at hand. I could bet on my period that I'd have issues with the food because of the complex stomach I have. Well, I was hoping for a miracle until the call-up letter came out and I saw "p...

Photo credit: Happy SYFY Tasha Cobbs' Happy came to mind immediately I picked my pen to write. It says: You make me happy You make me whole You took the pain away  I'm so in love with you A lot of things make me happy but I'll mention just a few. I can't put all my cards on the table. At the top of the list is writing. There is this indescribable happiness within me when I write. For me, writing goes beyond putting pen to paper; it is therapeutic.  On days when I am sad, I don't use my notepad to write rather I pick up a notebook and pen and write while my tears flow freely on the note. The feeling after that is unexplainable. Whispers I write and upload more on my status when I not in the right head space.  Undoubtedly, there are days writing does not work. On such days, the gift of men makes me happy. As a hard guy, I was once of the believe that I could bear my burden alone until I found out how beautiful it is to open up to someone. Having someone to open up t...

  I have no idea if I have ever jumped on a challenge especially one that is a month long. I doubt my patience level is that top-notch. Moreover, I do not like putting myself out there. Let me just say I don't know myself enough. Funny as it may, but it's true. All the same, I will be jumping on the 30 days writing challenge for November. November seems to be a good month already 🥳 Day 1: My Personality I saw this and screamed, " Mobola, do you really want to do this?" Writing about my personality is a great challenge because I am always here and there. It is safe to say my personality is complex but I will try as much as possible to write something down.  To make things easy, I had to do some research about  personality traits and I discovered that Mobola shares one or two features on the five available universal personality. Ridiculous, right?  Let's dive into it OPENNESS Picture credit: verywellmind One of the characteristics of an open person that caught my ...