MEET THE CREATIVES: PIPER

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A lot of times I wonder how the group managed to accommodate everyone. It is still a mystery because when it comes to the different available human attributes, CWG has it all -hoes, prayer warriors, fighters, ghosts, peacemakers, serious and unserious ones.

Master Piper falls into the category of the serious ones. He seldom talks nor drops his write-ups on the group but when he eventually does, they are always fire. You can feel the seriousness in his pieces.

You can easily refer to him as the agba in the market that won't allow a child go astray.

He did not stop in his mission to oppress small girl like me. I could remember a time he dropped his profile and professional picture on the group. At that point, I had to ask Angel Michael what I was doing on earth gangan because...

I had to pray to God to help me be serious with my life. Tori gbogbo oppression yen ko necesstri.

When I finally saw Piper at one of our hangouts, he was and still is the definition of cool, calm and collected. Moderately thick voice, broad shoulders, well built arms, innocently wicked smile...

Wait fess, we're deviating already. We can't loose focus at this point.

Daughter of Zion had to steal glances at him when he anchored the karaoke. But never was I to be caught unguarded. 

Ehn ehn, how can I forget? One of his core strength is logically presenting his argument while adding some humor. In a layman's language, he'd abuse you with facts and make it look less offensive. By the time you get a hang of it that you've just been abused, he's disappeared or he's there smiling (that innocent and wicked kind).

His flaws? I'm coming. I can't allow someone to throw me away with a single fling of hand. It's not like I'm afraid o. What's his flaws that I can't say but my mummy is calling me and it's not good to be a disobedient child.

Till I write again,

Mobola.