THE VAL MESSENGER

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It's barely three weeks to valentine and the memories from my secondary school days hit me hard.

Valentine in I.A.G.C is usually special both for the young and old. However, it is a day to shout "God when" for some of us that has no lover, school mother and other school shenanigans.

Second term is always a special term to look forward to. Not because of anything spectacular but because of Valentine's day. Right from the beginning of the term, you'd get to hear people chant the popular anthem crafted solely for valentine. It goes thus:

Call: Who will be my val?

Res: Valentine

Call: Will you be my val?

Res: Valentine

Call: Come and be my val

Res: Valentine

Well, some are always lucky to pair up with their val but for people like me, we always end up as "messenger of love" on the D-Day. Needless to say, we are always the bringer of good news; the one and only delivery ladies with the basket of love.

Ah! I've been doing deliveries, e don tey.

Wait first, let me drink water. I'd be right back with a sequel. Stay tuned!

Quick one! It's not too late to pick me as your Val. I'm readily available but I have no money for gift.

Will you be my val? Epp my life biko.

Till I find my val, I remain,

Mobola.


Comments

  1. AyuscoJanuary 21, 2021 at 9:30 PM

    ๐Ÿคฃ แปŒmแป! It's like you and I will be each other's val this year oh.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. MobolaJanuary 22, 2021 at 9:21 AM

      Do you have money? Like plenty money to buy me gifts?

      If yes, kindly send in your application. If no, please move forward.

      Delete
    2. PiperJanuary 22, 2021 at 11:21 AM

      I can collect from whatever he gifts you as I no get val sef

      Delete
    3. MobolaJanuary 22, 2021 at 12:53 PM

      I'm not sharing. Kindly look for your val

      Delete
  2. Eddie LeviJanuary 21, 2021 at 10:33 PM

    Abi you be messenger. I no be anyone

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    1. MobolaJanuary 22, 2021 at 9:21 AM

      You're in the category of "God when".

      I feel your pain, bro

      Delete
  3. UnknownJanuary 22, 2021 at 1:21 AM

    Lol IAGC

    ReplyDelete
  4. HenryKayJanuary 24, 2021 at 12:30 AM

    February 14!
    It's a date

    ReplyDelete
  5. Enahoro OkupaJanuary 24, 2021 at 8:33 AM

    This would be fun ๐Ÿ˜„

    ReplyDelete
  6. Oyindamola AfolabiJanuary 24, 2021 at 5:36 PM

    Messenger ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    ReplyDelete
  7. SoffychicMarch 4, 2021 at 10:54 PM

    Messenger of love indeed

    ReplyDelete

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